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Socks, Bill Clinton’s pet cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
*sees favourite character*
"GO AWAY YOU ASSHOLE NOBODY LIKES YOU"
i feel so weird saying my own name
Japan: My claimed flaws are not actually flaws at all and I have the depth and personality of a dead plank.An extremely polite dead plank. Desu.
Germany: I used to kill people for the luls back in the day because THOSE CRAZY NAZIS but I'm good now. I bake cakes now so you know. Also my history prior, in-between and post the periods of 1914-1918, 1939-1945 doesn't exist. Oh wait HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE RIGHT?
England: I'm old and hostile and apparently that's acceptable. I look down on everyone because I'm the United Bloody Kingdom and I used to be an empire. How I haven't burnt the part of London to a crisp with my cooking is a mira - OH WAIT.
France: I make joking sexual advances on everything with a pulse because hey I'm French it's what I do. I will also patronise everyone because I'm Big Brother~ ALSO I HATE YOU ENGLAND YOU KILLED JEANNE. WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. YOU. PERSONALLY.
America: I HATE RUSSIA BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE COLD WAR NEVER ENDED. FREEDOM DUDE OH MY GOD I'M NOT FAT I'M JUST HARD TO KIDNAP! I HAVE ASBOLUTELY NO TACT WHATSOEVER. I PRACTICALLY LAUNCH MYSELF INTO EVERYBODY'S PERSONAL SPACE BECAUSE FREEDOM. DUDE. DUDE!!! AAHHHHH!!
China: I'm also old and hostile and apparently that's funny - in an Asian sort of way. I cry about Japan and moan about Westerners and young people because apparently I haven't moved on from the good old days at all.
Russia: I also used to kill people for the luls back in the day because THOSE CRAZY SOVIETS but now I'm good ... though you can't be sure. At least nobody is. For some reason.
Poland: EVERYONE, LIKE, HATES ME BUT, LIKE, THAT'S, LIKE, OK BECAUSE, LIKE, I LIKE TO DRESS, LIKE, UP IN PINK, LIKE, COME ON LIET, LIKE, LET'S GO DO OUR NAILS, RIDE PONIES AND GET MARRIED, LIKE, IN THE SETTING SUN, LIKE, BECAUSE OUR RELATIONSHIP IS STILL IN THE COMMONWEALTH, LIKE, ISN'T IT. WHATEVERRRR.
Romano: I'M ANGRY AND HOSTILE TO LITERALLY EVERYONE BECAUSE I HAVE A HORNET'S NEST SHOVED UP MY ARSEHOLE AND THE BASTARDS ARE GOING CRAZY IN THERE. SPAIN HELP ME WHILE I VERBALLY ABUSE YOU EVERY WAKING SECOND. BECAUSE I HATE YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH. LOVE ME!!
Spain: I love you Romano even though you verbally abuse me with every given moment and I hate England because apparently we're still in the Medieval times. I also generally sleep and look after Romano's bitching ass. FUSOSOSOSOSO~
Greece: I hate Turkey. *Yawn* Cats...
Turkey: I hate Greece. I AM part of Europe!! I'm telling you!!
Austria: The Renaissance apparently never ended because I'm still stuck in it. Everything is vulgar except me.
Hungary: Beating the ever loving shit out of Prussia and others gives me great pleasure because I don't need no man OH LOOK GAY PORN.
Switzerland: Touch Liechtenstein and I will explode your face with this semi-automatic rifle and all other weaponry I have to hand. Would you like some cheese?
Liechtenstein: Oh, oh I am so terribly demure and oh big brother let's have some tea are you sure we have neighbours big brother big brother big brother...
Belarus: BIG BROTHER BIG BROTHER BIG BROTHER I AM COMPLETELY INSANE AND YOU ARE LITERALLY ALL I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT. BEING A NATION MEANS NOTHING OTHER THAN BEING CLOSE TO YOU. EVERYONE ELSE IS YOUR FUTURE SERVANT AND MEAN SHIT TO ME.
Ukraine: *crying* Big sister is so sorry oh my boobs tripped me up again!!
Baltic Trio: *crying* RUSSIA PLEASE DON'T HURT US OH GOD DID WE EVER HAVE ANY DIGNITY?
Canada: *crying* WHO AM I? NOTICE MEEEEE...
Seychelles: I am two-dimensional shipping fodder. Am I black or white I don't know!
Holy Roman Empire: I'm angry and hostile ITALY WILL YOU MARRY ME AM I DEAD OR ALIVE WHO KNOWS THAT'S THE FUN!
Prussia: I used to kill people back in the day for the luls because BADASS now I live in my own brother's basement because he values shit of me I annoy everybody with every opportunity because NOTICE ME. I laugh obnoxiously and screw with everybody so they'll really want me around and not off me themselves one of these days! KESESESESE!! AM I DEAD OR ALIVE WHO KNOWS THAT'S THE FUN!
☆LET’S MAKE THE MOST OF THE NIGHT LIKE WE’RE GONNA DIE YOUNG☆
THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A FUN SONG
in conclusion: dont call me cute i will die